Bet You Can't Own Just One!
Why own a bun? There's a danger you know.
You can't own just one, for the craving will grow.
There's no doubt they're addictive, wherein lies the danger.
While living with lots you'll grow poorer and stranger.
One bun is no trouble, and two are so funny.
The third one is easy, the fourth one's a honey.
The fifth one delightful, the sixth one a breeze.
You find you can live with a hutch full with ease.
So how 'bout another, would you really dare?
They're really quite easy but oh, Lord the hair!
So let's keep a bun, you can always find room,
and a little more time for the dust cloth and broom.
There's hardly a limit to the buns you can add,
The thought of a cutback sure makes you sad.
Each one is so special, so useful, so funny.
The vet and feed bills grow, you owe more money.
Your folks never visit, few friends ever stay,
Except other bun folks, who all live this way.
Your lawn is neglected, your hubby is too,
But your weekends are busy, you're off with your crew.
There's bun food and vitamins, brushing and shots.
And entries and travel and motels which cost lots.
Is it worth it you wonder, are you caught in a trap?
Then that favorite bun hops out and sits in your lap.
His look says your special and you know that you will,
Keep all the critters in spite of the bill.
Some just for showing, some just to breed.
And some just for loving, they all fill a need.
The buns and the bun shows, the travel, the thrills,
The work and the worry, the pressure, the bills.
The whole thing seems worth it, the buns are your life.
They're charming and funny and offset the strife.
Your lifestyle has changed, things won't be the same.
Yes, those buns are addictive and so is the bun game!
Re-printed with permission from Island Gems Rabbitry.
1.) What's a rabbit's favorite year?.................................Leap year!
2.) What's a rabbit's favorite game?.............................Hop Scotch!
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